I Am So Over Food

As a concept, I am over food.  This new stomach takes me from peaceful to starving in absolutely no time.  I’ll be sitting here, perfectly content in life one minute,…

The Best Thing I Ever Ate…

… was Vanilla Custard Pudding.  By Gerber. Yeah, its a baby food. What? Lately, I’ve been demanding to eat a bottle.  The problem is thus: Gerber stopped producing that flavor…

10,000 Cupcakes

Mini cupcakes multiply like tribbles.  I swear, I’ve made approx. 64 mini cupcakes out of one box of mix.  There arent that many on the little plate because, well, M…

Zomg Hungry/Last Day

Yeah.  I’m pretty effing hungry. Tomorrow is my last day with SAIC.  Yeah, thats my company.  Not ABCD.  Whatever.  I figure I dont work for them anymore, and what are…