The IRS Gave Me A Papercut.

So.  Taxes are due, soon. Have I mentioned lately how much I hate taxes?  Guess not.  Specifically, the being bent over and ass raped part, is what I object to. …

Mrs. Smarty Pants

… yeah… I didnt have a cold.  Dont have a cold.  I have some evil ass allergies.  But the nose spray and various other histamine blockers that I’ve been chugging…

Riiight…

… so I finally got the “you’re hired” email from my gov’t agency.  And at first I was so ridiculously excited.  And then reality hit.  I’m going to take a…