The follow is a cast of characters… which might come in handy if you start reading this later in the game.
M – My ex husband. I try not to talk about him anymore, but he’s prolific in my history. This blog goes back 12 years. He goes back 13.
The Monkey – Our first daughter. Precocious, hilarious, gorgeous, and way too smart.
The Jellybean – Our second daughter. Likes to sleep and eat.
Ma – My ma.
Dad – aka Papa (if you ask the Monkey). My dad.
My brother – My brother. We don’t have the closest relationship in the world, but we try. 16 years older than me.
Whore of a Sister in Law – Kinda self explanatory. My brother’s wife. I’d appreciate it if she didnt make many appearances in this blog.
Meat– Good friend from college. Knew M in high school. We used to have Sex and the City Nights back in the day… good times. Involved lots of booze.
Choo– Good friend from college. Bonded over a 12 inch black dildo.